Soo, I went through and deleted all my old journal entries.

I was kind of a whiny bitch.

Anywho, heres 2 surveys.

(x) I have been drunk(x) I have beed stoned
(x) I have driven while intoxicated
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I crashed a friend's car.
( ) I have been to Japan
(x) I rode in a taxi
(x) I have been in love
(x) I've had sex
(x) I've had sex in public
(x) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
(x) I have cut myself on purpose
(x) I have been in a fist fight
(x) I've had a 3-some
(x) I've snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I have been arrested
(x) I've made out with a stranger
(x) I've played Beer Pong
( ) I've walked around NYC completely blazed
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I've gone on a blind date
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
(x) I've been sick on a major holiday
(x) I've worn a hoodie to hide my dialated pupils from my parents
(x) I've seen/heard a ghost or other supernatural entity
(x) I've skipped school
( ) I've slept with a co-worker
(x) I have thrown up in a bar
(x) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have eaten sushi
( ) I have been snowboarding
(x) I have been happy with myself
(x) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
(x)I've punched myself in the face
( ) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped
(x) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I've witnessed the miracle of birth
(x) I have dated someone for over a year
(x) I've puked because of stress
(x) I've gone a whole day without food, just cause I forgot to eat
(x) I sold naked pictures of myself
(x) I've gone to class stoned
(x) I've broken a promise to someone I really love
(x) I've tried to punch a hole through a solid wall and busted my knuckle open instead
( ) I've cheated to get accepted into college
(x) I've cheated to help someone else get accepted into college
( ) I've cheated on a national standardized test
(x) I have been in a car accident
(x) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
(x) I've been to a rave
(x) I've been skinny dipping
( ) I've had jury duty
(x) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have been to Maine
(x) I've vandalized government property
(x) I've done spray-paint graffiti
(x) I've shot a real gun
(x) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
(x) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
(x) I've done ecstasy
(x) I've gotten my ass kicked
(x) I've had to pass for sober in the presence of my parents
(x) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've milked a cow
(x) I've hocked a loogie at someone
(x) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
(x) I've cheated on someone
(x) I've blatantly and unabashedly stared at an extremely ugly person
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more than once in this survey
(x) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
(x) Sniffed markers to get high
(x) I've done hallucinogenic drugs
(x) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
(x) Petted a live tiger
(x) Kissed someone in the snow
( ) Found a four leaf clover


1. Join the Military or the Mob? xD
Mob. That would be awesome. Godfather Jill. Its got a ring to it.



2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?
Depends.
If they did it for no reason and I thought they'd do it again, yes.



Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?
Absolutely.

I'd do it if it meant I didn't have to work for a week.


4.



Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?
Nah. I'm pretty big on that whole "integrity" thing.




5.



Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?
Depends on how long I had to be hungry for. Anymore than 2 or 3 days I'd go for the spoiled food.

What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it?

I'd get an abortion. I'd never want to bring a child into this world that is not 100% loved and wanted.



2.



Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?
I'm a very sexual being, I wouldn't cheat though. I'd either find a way to visit regularly, or make sure my parter was okay with it.


3.



You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?
Nope. That shit scares me, despite the fact that I practice safe sex.

4.



You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?
depends on if it were my masturbating arm or not.






5.



You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?
Depends on who, really, but probably, yes.


1. Have you had cyber-sex? Uhg. Who hasn't?





2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?
Sometimes its the only way to get the job done.





3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed? In a polite way. Trust me, I've been in this situation before.


4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on? Everyone i've slept with is Angelina Jolie.

5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them? Luckily, I have an ugly family.





What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong? Ha. There are very few things I consider "wrong".


2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? .... what are they coming to me for?

3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent? Luckily I only have one parent, but... thats still gross.




4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?
Oh. My. God. You couldn't pry me out of one of those clubs with a crowbar.




5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?
I'd let it blow over first. When I love someone, I still always care about this. So unless they are an abusive jerk, I'm always going to be there and always going to have love in my heart.


2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? Depends on who.

There are very few people I think deserve death.

3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?
I'd use protection. Like always.





4.



Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?
I'm brutally honest. Its my strength and weakness.